Potions
don’t talk to me before ive consumed my potions
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Nott: You’re going without me?! Don’t die, don’t get in trouble, how many health potions have you got? You need more right?
Caleb, laughing: Don’t worry so much. I’m only going to be gone for like an hour and shop around a little. Your fears are completely unfounded. :)
LATER
Caleb, covered in mud: I’m back.
Nott: Oh, hi! You look different… and sad.
Caleb: Guards were mean to me.
Nott: Why?? Where’s Frumpkin?
Caleb: He got kicked out of existence.
Nott: Wat.
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
neville: *messes up his potion*
gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you
neville: an idiot sandwich
no no no!
Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior
Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*
GR: What’s going on?
Neville: *explains how he messed up*
GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.
Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*
Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.
He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.
okay so eighth year hogwarts
harry feels super guilty over how he’s always dismissed the slytherins over the past few years and so after potions he pulls malfoy aside and is like
“listen malfoy i’d really like to say sorry i don’t think you’re a bad person you never wanted to do anything that you did last year i think you got put in with the wrong sort and i just want to start over?” and he puts out his hand hoping malfoy will take it
and malfoy tilts his head to the side and says “i think i can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks” and looks up right at harry
and they just stare at each other for a few seconds
and then burst out laughing
A man at the Tbilisoba festival, in which Georgians celebrate the city of Tbilisi, Georgia. (Credit: TopNika)
Whats on his chest?
Vials of holy water and healing potions
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